What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
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her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
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He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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