So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
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I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
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No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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