I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
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After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
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Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
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