i don't plan on having that self control this summer
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
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A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
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Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
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