there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
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Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
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Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I'm getting married
To pizza
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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