Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
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Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
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Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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