FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
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the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
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At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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