Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
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He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
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screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
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