forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
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I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
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just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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