He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
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that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
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Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
and eventually we just all took our pants off
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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