he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
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he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
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My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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