I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
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I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
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My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
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