Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
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She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
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I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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