my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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