then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
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and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
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I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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