yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
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It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
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I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
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