Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
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oh my god i'm in a crawl space
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
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I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
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