we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
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Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
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Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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