It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
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He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
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This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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