i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
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Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
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It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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