Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
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i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
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He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
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