So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
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She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
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He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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