Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
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Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
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"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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