Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
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Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
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