She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
You have to summon your inner elephant
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
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