So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
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I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
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Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
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