Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
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he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
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They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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