Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
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He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
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We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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