just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
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This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
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Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
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