The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
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i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
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just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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