So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
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Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
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i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
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