A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
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We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
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My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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