I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
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It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
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I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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