we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
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He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
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I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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