maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
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I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
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There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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