she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
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you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
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You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
there is puke in my bra ... again
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