So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
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u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
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You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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