I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
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how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
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Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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