remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
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