You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
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I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
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He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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