singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
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Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
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I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
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