we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
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I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
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My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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