The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
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on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
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alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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