I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
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Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
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Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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