my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
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the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
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As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
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