So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
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I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
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We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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