C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
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just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
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I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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