im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
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Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
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I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
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