we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
A guy just tried to send me a pic of his penis & my phone sent me a disclaimer saying "the components were unsuitable for your terminal"
Even your phone knows you shouldn't sleep with him...
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
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You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
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Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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