1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
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my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
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A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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